theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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