Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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