And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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