How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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