You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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