im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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