i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I CAN MOONWALK!
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
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