The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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