remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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