do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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