so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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