i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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