i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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