Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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