Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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