Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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