3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
The ass gains better be worth it
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