I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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