please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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