I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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