what if I'm pregnant?
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Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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