party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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