im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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