very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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