Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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