its not stalking. its research.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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