i would punch a child for taco bell
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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