Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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