Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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