im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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