So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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