you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Text me some of your sweat
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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