That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
