okay pat passed out under dana's car
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
