She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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