my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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