where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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