Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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