Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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