I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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