can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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