I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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