I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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