Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Dick very happy bro
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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