I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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