quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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