better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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