found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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