Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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