these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
