The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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