she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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