Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have aggressive nipples.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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